Last weekend, I'm watching the children's news and to my surprise, there's a girl sitting there and something is bothering her.
"What exactly is bothering you?
'Well that the Donald Duck doesn't feature gays and lesbians...'
Sorry?
Look, just for your imaging. I don't give a shit. Even if the Donald Duck becomes a gay newspaper. I don't give a damn.
So before I hurt another demographic with unprocessed trauma, you know where I stand.
Then again, we all have rights. And we use them. Especially the right to bitch about everything. I'm doing the same now, delicious.
Everything must be gender neutral though!
Laugh man, will you join me then at the urine wall? See if you can aim as good as us men or if you'll spray everything. Will you clean everything up?
Or in the Hema. 'I'm looking for boys' clothes'
'In the children's department, you will find what you are looking for...'
'Ehm...'
So looking for a blue shirt among the glitter, my little pony and pink sandals.
"Yes, Ed, but if your son wants a pink shirt now?
'Then we pull that gvd on him!
Anyway, before it becomes a whole tome. A word about Duck City. There were no gays and lesbians in it.
Well with a little imagination?
How about Gus Goose? That fat gay man who still lives with his mother. That lesbian from the farm? Or Chip and Dale who live in a hole in a tree? I don't know, but they also look suspiciously like a gay couple.
Or Clarabella the cow? Lesbi first class. In my opinion, with a little imagination, the Donald Duck is the randiest newspaper I subscribe to....
So dear children. Just use your imagination just like your mom and dad. They also think they are entitled to everything. They also think that anything goes and if you feel hurt, the other person should adjust to you.
For perspective, you would almost send them to Zimbabwe to see if they could convince a store there that they really should become gender neutral after all. Then again, you wouldn't wish that on anyone to have to open a gender-neutral store there in that blood heat.
Do you know the saying "wipe your own street clean first?
'Clean up your own traumas first' it might be. Just did it again with this post 😉
