29 reasons why you should hypnotize yourself as an Easter egg
Why should you hypnotize yourself as an Easter egg at Easter?
A crazy question perhaps, but below are 29 reasons to just DO it
1. Everyone is looking for you.
Imagine the whole neighborhood looking for you. Everyone wants to find you, so if you sometimes feel lonely, this is your chance. This could be your moment.
2. Everyone is happy with you, too
Do you know that feeling?
That everyone is happy with you?
Not?
Then you can experience this, because when you start doing this then really everyone will be happy with you. They want to have you, keep you and are so happy. Give it to the other person!
3. You can attract anything you want
Yes, this is an opportunity.
Always wanted to put on something crazy but didn't dare? As an Easter egg, you can.
You can and may take on anything you want. So go crazy and get started.
4. You get another makeover
Ever watch those programs that change everyone's clothes or makeup?
Now is your chance!
You too can create your own make over when you start doing this.
Lets Do Easter Egg!
5. You'll see some more interesting places.
Yes, how often do you lie in the garden? Just really lying in a bush or in a big flower pot? You don't and you know what you're missing. You are missing out on a unique view of reality as a result so now is your chance. Hypnotize yourself!
6. You get to lie around all day
YES! Yes, you get to lay around all day. In fact, two days, because, of course, you just pull in Boxing Day. Lying around, that's your job those days. Top!
7. You can play hide-and-seek all day long
Did you think this was an awesome game before? Now you can go all out at any venue. As an Easter egg, you MUST hide, too! Those are the rules, so what more do you want.
8. You are absolutely the center of attention.
When you visit your family like this and hide directly behind the closet in your outfit you are absolutely the center of attention. So it avoids those eternal arguments, that whining about food, weather or politics. No, you grab the attention in a unique way and when you don't feel like it anymore just rule 9 applies ;-)
9. If you don't want to see anyone then just hide in an untraceable place
Nice and easy. After all, it is your day ;-)
10. With a little luck, the person you secretly like will want to have and keep you
Yes, as an Easter egg, you have the unprecedented advantage of not having to go looking for you, but also having your ideal partner go looking for you. See, how do you find that as an advantage!
11. Does the person want to "taste" you as well.
Um...
Ok that seems clear to me ;-)
12. And perhaps even more...
Yay!
There are also children reading along people...
13. You can lie shamelessly in the neighbor's yard if you want to
Always wanted to do it?
Now it can and may even be done.
As an Easter egg, you have to lie somewhere so why not in your neighbor's yard. Can you have a nice peek...
14. You don't have to do anything more, as you already have a job
Yes, for all those people looking for work, maybe a tip.
It may not pay off immediately, but you have work.
See and that does give a little self-esteem and pride.
And you sure are an Easter egg huh, that's not just anything!
15. You can teach history lessons on the origins of the Easter egg
And explain that it is a Germanic tradition celebrated for centuries, that eggs were put in the fields, and so on....
Get it?
16. To convince your partner that this symbol of fertility is a sign
Um, ok, I think you get it ;-)
17. This shows that you are unique and sought after, especially if you dress like Fabergé Egg and stuff yourself with jewelry.
See then of course you hang out the blitz on that one.
You know those Fabergé eggs?
Well if you look like the one below then REALLY everyone wants you, believe me!
18. To show your parents that you've found something you can really put your mind to.
Your parents will be eternally proud of you.
Well, it will take some getting used to, but when they see how happy you are they will definitely turn around.
Every parent wants to see their children happy, right?
19. This shows you what really matters. You choose eggs even for your money. That's quite a statement!
Far too few people are making a statement right? Hardly anyone these days. Show that you do!
20. You show your parents that they were very smart by bringing you into the world as a hatched egg.
Because say it yourself.
Only clever people put clever people into the world so you're giving your parents a huge compliment by hypnotizing yourself as an Easter egg....
21. You show that you are good!
After all, you know one egg is not an egg, two egg is half an egg, three egg is an Easter egg!
22. It's something different again.
Than the customary courmetting, Easter brunch, furniture shopping and resurrection.
23. You are the talk of the day
And honestly, you've always wanted to be one, right?
24. With a little luck, you'll go viral and people will imitate you!
Pair it with a charity and you'll become even more famous!
How cool is that!!!
25. You show that you can become anything if you really want to and become a role model for youth.
Young people already have so few examples and this could be hugely important.
So you're not even doing it for yourself but also for humanity....
Wow...
26. You give children hope in humanity. Finally someone who is NOT serious!
Look, serious-ness is pretty ernsitig, after all, and someone has to break it.
Do you want children to grow up as serious as some adults?
Not?
Then there's a job for you here, I feel it....
27. Your family may have to get used to it, but say it's nice and quiet....
After all, they're really not going to talk to an Easter egg ;-)
28. You'll be talking about this for years to come....
And then feel that amazing freedom again that back then, lying shamelessly in the garden (of someone)
29. It’s ZEN, meditative, and mindful
So ... good against stress, disease and yes even heart failure....
What's holding you back! GO FOR IT!
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